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Total Medals Earned: 4 (From 1 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 60 Points

Ridiculous Text Adventures

Medals Earned: 4/11 (60/395 points)

How stupid are you? 5 Points

Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.

That was smart 5 Points

What you should have done is really obvious.

Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner 25 Points

Good luck with your new career.

You are a murderer 25 Points

Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.

Suicide 5 Points

You monster.

Your pants are on fire 5 Points

Liar, liar...you get where this is going.

AI never gives up 25 Points

You found a stalker!

Nailed the interview 50 Points

You're going to be such a good zookeeper.

You are the chair 50 Points

And you should be damn proud.

The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game 100 Points

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You made a deal! 100 Points

I hope you chose the money.